New Rules | Bill Maher | October 26 2007

"Islamic terrorists taking over America? They can barely get across the monkey bars! Our defense budget is 600 billion dollars a year! They're using guns that they took off a dead soviet in 1981! I think we can hold Charleston...

"We are the most powerful nation on Earth, with the largest economy and the best military and were made to act a FOOL by a few thousand cave dwellers who still put out their videos on VHS!!!... we have become the most insecure, paranoid superpower ever.